#always remember

Migraine. Diarrhea. Migraine again. Migraine AND diarrhea at the same time! Tape a bucket to your face you're totally gonna vomit. Oh no you're not actually, the feelings just gonna linger for no reason. You tried to stand up? Would you like to see every colour on the spectrum flashing behind your eyelids? You are producing more sweat than any human has ever. You might Literally Die from this if you don't stay at home and lie down covered in ice and surrounded by fans all day. You have to get up immediately. Yeah it's the diarrhea again

It had some things I liked (Michael, Dagon, the crosswords, Aziraphale knowing David Bowie and going right back to pretending not to know "bebop"), a lot more I didn't like, nothing had time to sit (which is NOT a function of 90 minutes necessarily, a lot of damn good movies have clear emotional arcs in ninety minutes), and it felt like Terry Pratchett had nothing to do with it. His portrait could have been a big emotional moment but it felt kind of cheap in something with none of his genius and a pale imitation of his humanity. I thought I would be sobbing like a baby. Instead I feel like... yeah, okay, that was a big heap of nothing. I didn't shed a tear. Time to erase it from my personal canon and go back to fanfic. I will always love Crowley and Aziraphale. A love that has burned for over 35 years is not that easily extinguished. Remember to pirate, my ineffable loves.