hah. legoooooo.

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

mostly i do god knows what

I know it's just a porn phrase, but there's a compelling metaphysico-poetic resonance in the claim to "destroy [someone's] hole(s)". Take a moment to turn over in your mind what it means to destroy a hole...

I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

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