Now This Is Podracing

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

 I eat cereal with water

this is literally what hieroglhyps were i think

bro people talking about how trump/biden probably take adderall like yeah probably but I want you all to look up the absolute CONCOCTION jfk was on like 99% of the time

maybe his head really DID just do that

catgirl starts hacking and i’m like “Noooo no no no” and carry her by the armpits to somewhere with linoleum

I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, “Wow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.”

*has a gay little theology question that angers the pastor*

*has a gay little theology question that interests and pleases the rabbi*

This is not the first time I've gotten this exact comment about a rabbi liking the gay questions and let me say how does it feel to have religious leaders this cool

Imagine seeing this post not knowing anything about among us

Tinky Winky actin kinda sus

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

favorite visual gag in cartoons is when someone gets dismembered and a femur bone is sticking out no matter what the body part

I am looking respectfully 👀

“Wizard, The”

This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.

The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way.  He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.  

@wizerdmedgic

Oh,to be a government appointed wizard and abolish old fashioned gender roles

How wonderful to be a government appointed wizard and abolish old fashioned gender roles while trying to find the centre of the universe

i’m sorry i can’t let this go but mr. durante di alighiero degli alighieri, commonly known as dante, didn’t spend his life becoming one of the most cultured men, not just of his time, but of all times, writing more than 14k hendecasyllables divided into tercets with strict rhyming scheme, scrupulously sprinkled with symbolism, allegories, a monstrous number of rhetorical figures, and a frankly unparalleled command of not just the language and the poetic medium, but of history, literature, politics, philosophy, and theology as well, carefully building a figurative cross section of medieval society denouncing its vices and highlighting its virtues with astonishing clarity of mind, often unveiling paradigms of human experience which transcend time and space and are still extremely relevant to today’s world, defining the italian language and a significant portion of western literature art and culture in the process just for you all to log into tumblr.com and write ‘it’s self-insert fan fiction lol’ and call it a day. i will kill you

If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D

“Don’t punch nazis! Violence isn’t the answer!” my ass. I don’t just wanna punch nazis, I want a necklace of nazi ears like I’m Daryl from TWD.

joseph joestar turns 99 tomorrow…. and who are you?