Aint That Just The Way

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

im not looking for a job but i keep indeed emails on just to see whats happening but theyve started sending me job listings where i click the link to learn more and the job listing is already retired. like. you sent me this email 2 hours ago.................................

i do appreciate the way that we tumblr users have evolved our language to discuss our feelings related to The Character/The Guy. you used to have to just say he was hot or he was making your ovaries explode or he was a precious cinnamon roll even if he looked bad or was just kind of standing there or whatever. now you can say things like “the creature” or “he looks so sopping wet here” or “i want to chain him to my radiator” like it’s just more inclusive and adaptable to the situation

as someone on the asexual spectrum, this shift in language genuinely made me feel more comfortable and happy in fandom spaces. i've never once wanted to lick a man's abs. i HAVE wanted to chain a man to my radiator. and that's beautiful.

Rotating the blorbo in the microwave of your mind just says so much. No specifics needed.

No but the next line makes this even better because it turns out it was a SALAD XD

How do you burn a salad????

If any Doctor was gonna find a way, it would be Six XD

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

eating a bullet call that kirkish delight