"REVOLUTIONARY, BABY!"

went back in time to the Argentine war of independence and showed a gaucho Ride the Lightning by Metallica, he understood it instinctively, started doing horse tricks to the beat

small platoon of October Revolution bolsheviks absolutely taken with future funk, reinventing the pogo dance from first principles

post-Sekigahara ronin, to a man, are physically incapable of not drunkenly getting down to banda sinaloense

12th century kheshig outrider has been prone to bouts of silent, melancholy weeping for like a week since hearing Freezing Moon by Mayhem

here at little caesars we're all about putting the finest ingredients up our tight little holes

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

they say nice things to me, and i ask them about their hobbies and other things, but the conversation just keeps coming back to my assortment of pickled vegetables. when can wr talk about my hopes and dreams? I am more than my vegetables