A 1997 Toyota Tercel

Bruce: one black coffee

Dick: All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

Jason: You are told never to talk to an adult you don’t know. And you are told this, by an adult you don’t know.

Tim: It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?' Because I'm trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up.

Damien: I'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I'll die

Cass: Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.

Barbara: Now, I don’t know if you’ve been following the news, but I’ve been keeping my ears open and it seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time

Steph: You have your law practice, and me, I have all these f*cking markers.

Duke: My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you.

Why do none of our baby boomer dads have friends? I have a few theories. One: They forgot. Two: They want to be alone.