I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

It is simple. You stop trying. Instead, you do the thing you want to do. I mean, that's all you could ever do, except the whole time you were distracted with the thought that you should be doing better. Now, do it effortlessly and without judgement. Fold to every impulse and indulge in every fantasy. Effortlessly writing, drawing, talking, dancing, fucking, weeping, breathing, dreaming. Next time you look up from what you are doing you will notice one thousand miserable futures fade, clearing for you an empty space. You do not ask the world to love you, just as you do not ask your reflection to smile. Doing from love effortlessly the world has no choice but to love you back. This is how you pass the level.

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

No, this explains literally everything to me, thank you.