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Charlie Bucket was a final girl

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

Reblog and put in the tags the last ice cream flavor you ate

onto better things thursday

@cityglowing

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

@cityglowing

i love the concept of sleeveless turtlenecks. suns out guns out. except. it is a little bit chilly. my neck is a little bit chilly

constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

I keep sending them off on “boar hunts” together and wouldn’t you know? they keep coming back after with big smiles and boar heads and the unmistakable stench of brotherly camaraderie. what sick sad days are these!

@saderplate7

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays