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crazy how they call the sixth house "the emperors reason" when the main 2 sixth house individuals have never once shown making a reasonable decision. they are famously the most insane people ever. the emperors little irrational codependent freaks doesnt roll off the tongue so easy i guess.

Trial 2 tried to present John as somewhat rational and then they reveal he just killed a dozen people who had never done anything to Mikoto like what the hell

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

@you-are-not-real

dmage to my vocabulary hashtag my vocabulary #myvocabulary

#myvocabulary

@cityglowing

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

i can’t believe that famed operetta composers gilbert & sullivan invented 6 7

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."