may contain: multitudes

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

the secret truth is that men and women are literally exactly the same

nonbinaries... largely the same, only differing from men and women in one respect: we are slightly -- but measurably -- cooler.

i mean they

You don't like tumpet? 🎺? bwaaa?

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

My sexuality is ambiguous because i don’t fucking know either. It’s left up to the viewer’s interpretation

so fucked up when a site/app turns <3 into ❤ or :) into 🙂that's not what i fucking said. gaslighter

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

Thinking about characters getting a nice demeaning slap in the face, in *warning*, telling them in not so unsubtle terms to watch their mouth. Two slaps maybe... or a backhand if they're really pushing it...

If you're a new writer and you're asking yourself "is this too personal, is this too much, will people think this is weird" that feeling is the exact location of your actual voice. The stuff that makes you want to close the laptop is the stuff nobody else could write. The safe version is always worse. Always. I have never once read something and thought "this would have been better if it was a little less honest." go further. It's always go further.