i exist;

it's because you're always on that damn JSTOR

my psychiatrist just diagnosed me with 19th century russian literature character

I'm like if a chill girl had the need to control everything around her

(Attributed to St. Irenaeus in the Commentary on the Hexaemeron attributed to St. Anastasius of Sinai. Scott Hahn quotes this somewhere but incorrectly cites Book I, Chapter 10 of Against Heresies.)

no no, my eyes are just naturally really shiny like water shut up

that Brian Eno quote about how whatever you find most repulsive about a medium (film grain, record scratches/fuzz, CDs skipping) will be the first thing you try and emulate once that medium is obsolete because it's "the sign of a moment too powerful for the medium assigned to contain it".... man.......

“Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.” -Brian Eno

we dont talk enough about how awesome folders on the computer are