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hey. ptsd/ocd simon that’s so scared of a “hull breach” (crack or leak) in his and graces home environment on erid that he spends hours and hours obsessively pacing the edges of the dome looking for any sign of structural failure
and he knows. he Knows it doesn’t make sense, he knows there’s a whole team of eridians whose sole task is to look out for him and grace. he knows that if even the faintest crack sprouted in the xenonite walls the eridians would hear and patch it before any harm was done.
but he still jumps at anything that sounds like a crack. he strains his ears constantly listening for them. his hands still shake when grace gently pulls him away from the walls. eventually there’s a track worn into the ground that circles the entire dome because he just. can’t. stop.
grace is worried, of course. he tries to get simon to relax, reassures him that it’s okay, the xenonite is stronger than any human-made vessel. maybe he resorts to force, only once, because once is enough for him to see what it does to simon. maybe simon completely flips out and hurts grace trying to escape because he’s so consumed by the urge to check the walls that he can’t see what he’s doing.
maybe sometimes he wakes up screaming for the radio to stop. grace is barely awake and asking him what’s wrong before he’s out the door, sprinting full tilt to check the walls because he’s sure that there’s a hull breach, hull breach, hull breach. hull breach. hull breach. hull breach
also Also. returns to the whiteboard of evil and suffering. simon has awful compulsions about checking himself for mutations from the blood ocean. he’s constantly running his hands over his body to make sure there’s nothing new. he begs a little xenonite mirror off rocky so he can carry it to check his face and back. he asks grace at least twice a day if his left eye is reverting back to red.
put that man in situations not just physically but mentally too.. unchecked compulsions that grace isn’t equipped to handle.. maybe grace starts going through his infinite database of human knowledge, searching desperately for anything that could help his lover escape the illness that is quickly spiraling out of control.
maybe he accidentally does things that make simon’s compulsions worse first because he doesn’t know any better. maybe sometimes it seems hopeless, he’s not trained for this after all, he doesn’t know what to do other than hold simon while he sobs and pleads with grace to help him check his skin again and again and again
simon core
I am a fucking demoman! I’m just stuck here selling shit cosmetics because someone won’t get off their fat fucking ass and help me!

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in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.
luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass
redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??
OKAY LISTEN
i moved out yesterday. war is over
it’ll hit me later i’m sure- this is something i’ve wanted for 7+ years now. currently i’m just tired as hell though
ummmm uhhhhhh im depressed and employed. heres a cool photo to make up for evaporating off the face of the earth
me nd my pirate girlfriend
[holdin hands]
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook

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i’m not allo or aro i’m a secret third thing
grayro. the word is grayromantic. moron
i need to be more active heres my shirt i made
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This is what goes on in those gmod RP 128 player servers that are always full
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities
... do you ever watch something you really want to enjoy but as it goes on you realise that the only women shown in the video are smiling pleasantly and serving coffee to the men who get to do all of the Actual Cool Things?
https://www.postkiwi.com/2005/rexona-antiperspirant-stunt-city/
This is actually one of the very few times that this isn't a valid critique because this is actually a very weird ad for mens deodorant! 😂 It's Rexona Mens Stunt City commercial. We don't have men taking action roles in women's deodorant commercials either. I do think that the point of women predominately being the cashiers/assistants is very valid, but half the people at the table for the business meeting are women. It makes sense for men to have all of the active roles in a men's deodorant commercial just like we see in womens deodorant commercials though
Video in the product pictures that features almost no men at all despite this woman being portrayed as going about her daily life
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Suave-Antiperspirant-Deodorant-For-Women-48hr-Protection-Cocoa-Butter-Shea-2-6-oz/12802364118
And another one that has no men at all
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oPWtt7WAWWw
"this is okay because men fantasize about a world where women exist to be background characters and service dollies in their lives" do you fucking hear yourself
Like I don't know how to fucking explain that there is a difference between the fucking dove commercial which focuses on the bodies the deodorant is being applied to being active, and has a focus on diverse women using the product (and excludes men because they're not the target users of the product), and this one, which focuses on that but also includes women and SPECIFICALLY does so as part of the fantasy : you will be so cool and awesome and there will be hot girls to get you coffee (even in the fucking meeting, where the women are background characters, there is one getting the men fucking coffee) but they will not interact with this world in a way that threatens you or challenges the assumption that only (white) masculinity can be cool and dangerous.
(Why is men's deodorant advertised with fantasies of fire and motorcycle stunts and breaking glass and cute girls smiling at you, the most important man in the world, while women's deodorant is advertised with ... yoga and dance parties?)
worst of discourse
The whole point of the video is "men doing ridiculous, impractical, dangerous, and pointless stunts".
It's not supposed to be cool, it's supposed to be overdramatic, for the joke.
Can we just take a little time out from gender bullshit to sigh dramatically at kircheis’s idiot Europarasite “Americans who live in places that routinely get well over 40° Celsius are stupid for not laying out their settlements like those in my country, many of whose towns were founded before domestication of the horse”?
I thought it was talking about how you get around by jumping out/crashing through windows and doing Spider Man level parkour. To be funny.
Possibly I have fallen afoul of Poe’s Law.