Oh look, pretty colors

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

Windows media player on windows 11 no longer recognizes cds

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

Maybe he'd have noticed if he could take a single minute from crunching and munching that celery 🙄

we’re almost there (and by almost there i do in fact mean about 427 days left but thats a lot less than 969 so)

it started at 1000 days lol so over halfway there

💕 MARK YOUR CALENDARS, EVERYONE!!! THE 1000 DAY POLL IS ENDING SOON!!!

This lad 👏

This is now the second brutal folk song about the United Health shooting I've heard this week. It's a good season for a murder ballad, I guess.

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

Oh thank god we've finally been able to spread the news that the best way to clean a cybertruck is with saltwater and lemon juice. If you really scrub it up you'll get the most amazing shine.

I'm so glad people are finally waking up to the fact that lemon juice and saltwater are the only way to clean a cybertruck properly. And if you're afraid of using steel wool for the stubborn stains? don't be. It's a cybertruck after all, it's invulnerable

Verso being able to get Gustave's haircut is unfortunately something I find very funny. "Hey Maelle. You know how you're still grieving the recent, brutal death of your guardian, who was both brother and father figure? As I picked up his burned-out prosthetic from beside his lifeless murdered body I could not help but notice that his hairstyle was fresh as hell. Do you remember what products he used?"