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I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

African royalty was included in Greek hero myths. Andromeda, who Perseus saved from a sea monster, was the daughter of a mythical king of Aethiopia. There were literally African people in the Iliad and Odyssey. Aethiopians under king Memnon supported the Trojans against the Greeks. Eurybates, Odysseus' herald, was described as "wooly-haired" and "dark-hued".

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