JUNK DRAWER

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

African royalty was included in Greek hero myths. Andromeda, who Perseus saved from a sea monster, was the daughter of a mythical king of Aethiopia. There were literally African people in the Iliad and Odyssey. Aethiopians under king Memnon supported the Trojans against the Greeks. Eurybates, Odysseus' herald, was described as "wooly-haired" and "dark-hued".

Today's Seal Is: Largest Blueberry In The World

I need to dig out my Chuck Jones books but one time he was talking about the Wile E Coyote gag where he runs off a cliff and continues running for a little bit before noticing there’s no ground underneath him and then turns to the camera and holds up a sign saying “Help!” before plummeting and Jones said the reason Coyote does that instead of immediately trying to get back to the cliff edge is bc Coyote embodies anxiety and in that particular moment represents the fear and worry about the judgement of others over and above the desire for self-preservation.

On this bitch

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.