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love that fighting is considered a pokemon type. like Yea I got magical elemental skills it’s called kicking your ass

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

as per my last cutscene dialogue,

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catch me at the zoo slow blinking at the big cats to let them know i love them

"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

blocked. and i hope a cat ignores all your pspspsps

maybe im the bad boy

oh to be a small mouse in a pastoral children’s novel who lives in a hollowed out tree stump and does nothing but collect dewdrops and sweep their doorstep with a feather

and carve one strawberry into slices like it’s a ham

you get it

im his left hand arm man. his nothing. his traitor. his arch nemesis. his foul beast

And when I say I lost my shit–and by all lost gods did I– I mean it.

unmute unmute unmute

for the love of EVERYTHING holy u GOTTA unmute

This was funny silent, but HILARIOUS with sound.

[a cute animation of cats, set to the Galop Infernal from Orpheus in the Underworld, aka the can-can song]

Blocked

Parried