biblically accurate clown

this was an unpopular take in recent history but i truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame ass boyfriend (theres always one) dies in a boating accident or falls into a well or smth

my wicked concubine keeps demanding i kill my best servants for her amusement

bro she is purposefully isolating you

I haven't the slightest clue what's going on here but I'm a fan of the general unhinged energy

curiosity murdered that pussy, or however the saying goes.

does no one else remember the seinfeld spin off Li’l George? the one where george falls into sewer goo and shrinks to like a foot tall

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

boots with the curse

The whole necropolis was looking at her

maidgirl whos super competitive with a roomba but then they. they uh,. well

Please don't stick your dick in the roomba

you hate women and those who dream