clock’s all zeroes.

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers