clock’s all zeroes.

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.