clock’s all zeroes.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

have you ever sorted shapes and colors with your life on the line

Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

What have white people ever done to deserve this?

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here