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@w3cryptid

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Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itβs amazing how many men Iβve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iβve lost count of how many men Iβve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonβs classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnβt; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnβt leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iβm wishing Iβd leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, βMy Liege!β
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iβm the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendβs medication, and I didnβt understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyβone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatβs just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iβd had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I βlooked like a soldier.β Iβm not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youβve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUβVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Itβs called the Murder Strut.
ITβS BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnβt find it. Iβm so glad ITβS BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let βem know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If thereβs anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iβm not moving for them, I canβt think of it atm.
Walk like youβve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youβre gonna win the Indy 500 and donβt care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.
I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT
Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Β
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
me with my quilava
Your quilava.

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It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet
yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...
Theyβre calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I donβt think life begins at contraception but Iβd still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled thatβs the wrong word wait no stopοΏΌ
this is the funniest tweet iβve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraftβs Catβs Name
his cats name couldnβt be that bad!!!! itβs a cat, whatβs the worst name?
i am wrong, what the fuck
world heritage post
I keep thinking about this post by @cosmic-country
It makes me so happy look at them the moon familyβ¦ in grandpaβs hatβ¦ what if I cryβ¦
Happy pride, here's a yearning soliel, might not make sense but let's not focus on that
Soliel and cricket from Ghost in the Machine by @venomous-qwille

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Happy pride, here's a yearning soliel, might not make sense but let's not focus on that
Soliel and cricket from Ghost in the Machine by @venomous-qwille
sleep paralysis demon? nono, no. pillow friendly normal moon belongs to @soupdweller :)
TK KW: blood?
sorry for missing, I saw all your questions in the ask and your activity, I was just busy. Maybe you'll like it...? Uuuuuhhhhh, I don't know how to make animations, I'm sorry, I tried. I'll start answering your questions again soon, don't lose me
*cough cough
Got time to do a more detailed version>:)
*proceeds to disappear
AWOOOOOOOGA HEYYYY HEYYYY FISH DAMN HELLOOOO I love this so much helloooO HELLOOOOOOO eats ur art forever eats it FOREVERR this is so good GOD RHAGRHGARHGAR obsessed with this EVERYONE GO FOLLOW FISH RIIIGHTTT NOWWW!!!!!
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( The Director from @askoverkill )

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Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, run...
I'm Your Man! AU by @r0tting-rat and @anonymousmouse556 (It is a 18+ AU!!! The creators don't want minors to interact with it)
It is not Bunny in the drawing btw. It is just one of Doe's victims represented by a rabbit >:)
i haaave
a few doodles
Some gitm guys and other Things YAY
(gitm belongs to @/venomous-qwille)