I wouldn't even be a scheming eunuch. I would be a loyal and scrupulous eunuch. I would be a eunuch who genuinely wanted to see you succeed.

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

im so hungry i could eat a amazing food and refreshing drink

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

it's called the whether because it depends

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

if newt gingrich replaced his "ging" with a "rient"... let's just say i'd be a lot more interested 🤤

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

certified door post

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

your cat was an honor to see in the window

women are like "i want to go to the follies, georges" and men are like "i have to finish the hat"

women are like "yes, hide behind your painting, i've come to tell you i'm leaving because i thought you might care to know. foolish of me, because you care about nothing" and men are like "i care about many things"