Elio’s Glorp Zone, est. 2011

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

girl who’s never gonna get out of her hometown

bruce springsteen

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

project hail mary is awesome because how often do we get puppet yaoi. people are shipping famous movie star ryan gosling with a puppet. and thats sick as hell.

Who wanna tell me im a pretty little fag for pride mounth

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.