What does one do with their primary blog?

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

Why the hell does [tumblr] app have a whopping 3.5gb of cache. What could it possibly be storing.

I’m in there. Hi. Please don’t clear it

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"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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I hollered

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals