God's Favorite Punching Bag

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

this entire dark world has been designed after japanese games and anime if this justice and integrity subplot is all leading up to an ace attorney mock trial I'm going to HOLLER

SHE'S DRESSED LIKE GUMSHOE AND RALSEI IS DRESSED LIKE EDGEWORTH

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

the conversation about the ICE contractor at the taylor swift and travis kelce wedding misses the point so hard because the actual conversation should be about class divides like the whole roster of riches was together at a wedding, it’s never left vs right—it’s the rich vs average people.

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

/r/CheetahTooHigh

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that