I'm Queer, here, and doing my Best

he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

[Gif ID: This exact scene happening in an episode of Leverage, where hitter Eliot Spencer takes off his jacked mid-fight with a buff lady in a strap-sleeved shirt to also reveal he is in a tank top. End ID]

Leverage s2e7 The Two Live Crew Job

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

just saw a girl wearing two broken smartwatches on the same wrist. some kind of grunge scifi protagonist perhaps

whoever came up with rhytmn games was a genius. what if we took music and gave it gameplay. no notes 10/10.

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.