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nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

cyber eunuch just sent me a file called gobletofwine.poison for the computer kings royal dinnernet

I have been an addict ever since I was a kid. My first hit of "unstructured free time" left me craving more.

if she's your girl then why's she chopping carrots into my bath 😏

girl who has something deeply wrong with her: I wish I had something wrong with me for real because at least then I'd have an excuse for everything wrong with me

i always wanted to be as warm as a freshly printed sheet of paper

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

i hate sharing the grocery store with other people why can’t they just wait outside until i’m done i want to enjoy my hobby of going to the grocery store

ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it