i’ll be juliet

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response