i’ll be juliet

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

as a lover of information since i was a child, the concept of "useless knowledge" never sat right with me. they should re-name trivia to something else. essentials.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

the world is my cuck chair

It was a clitorical question

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

Why do you all have partners now what happened to single women on Tumblr you used to love being a pack of single women on Tumblr

last night was an anthony bourdain gif