i’ll be juliet

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

no worse feeling that going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges