to remember

fuck em if they can’t take a joke

at least it’s not the muffin

happy gemini season to all who celebrate. and shoutout to a comment I saw this morning that noted “dating a gemini man is a canon event” lol

this is my last week at my current office (I’m keeping my same job but we’re just moving to a new location in the city). and I can’t stop crying whenever I think about leaving the jugglers at lunchtime! I love them

“the worst part about the initial dating process is that it’s like therapy and a job interview at the same time”

microdosing another trip to France by acting jet lagged and working out/going for a sunrise summer nature walk before 8:30am

smiling at the produce man from the stairmaster at 7:30am

what’s meant for you will never pass you by

soccer saved my life

reaching the “escape square” part of Duolingo chess and it’s giving prenup vibes lol

might be seeing phoebe bridgers at MSG this week!!! lucky friend got the hookup

believe people when they tell and show you who they are