duel wielding is bisexual culture

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

New shoes

unhelpful aubergines

creature fact: you have just been bited

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute