tit and curse

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

I love how all the notes are like "one of these is Just A Guy and the other one is a monster-fighting superhero with alien magic powers"

I think Steven would kill him but like. on accident. He’s not very used to fighting enemies that can’t recover from almost any wound. After, he would be left with the moral dilemma of whether he should bring him back to life though.

[ image description: two photographs of the ocean with text edited onto them. The first photo is of the ocean on a gray cloudy day, showing choppy waves breaking on a black sand beach, with text at the top and bottom that reads "I will die in you". The second photo is of the ocean on a foggy day, with large rocks and rocky landmasses in the distance that have trees growing on them, with text at the top and bottom that reads "This isn't about nightmares or fear / This is about love". / end description ]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

Is it a glitch or a feature?

Feature

hannibal was right about will and i hate when people pretend otherwise. will is not simply a product of hannibal’s abuse. hannibal specificity chose to pursue him because he saw not only wills ability to understand him, but also his similarity to hannibal (which is why in episode one, before anything happens, he calls him a mongoose he wants under his house when the snakes slither by or whatever). he has always seen wills true self despite will’s attempts to repress it. which is why before he even got encephalitis, he admitted to having enjoyed killing hobbs. it made him feel powerful and he felt no remorse. he didn’t think of hobbs as his victim, just as dead. which is also why hobb’s last words of: “see? see?” continue to haunt will. he does see. he understands that killing feels good. he understands hobbs beyond his empathy disorder, so much so that he almost mentally becomes him. he takes his roll as abigail’s “father” because of the tie he felt towards hobbs. mentally, hobbs represents the side of will that he’s running from. he is will’s proof that he wasn’t the man he thought he was. so no, will wasn’t made into a killer by hannibal. although hannibal did have to continuously break him in order to make him give up on adapting and blending into society, he was always a killer.

I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

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