Imma keep it real with you chief. This will not improve the standing of Brandenburg-Prussia.
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Imma keep it real with you chief. This will not improve the standing of Brandenburg-Prussia.

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Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life
cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]
No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".
I hope your nostalgia is worth it

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Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.
artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning
Don't worry, I got you!
The most tonally incoherent movie night ever.
sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand
“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

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Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny
The Terminator Comes To Riverdale in Archie Vs The Terminator this autumn by Rory McConville, Steven Butler and Lily Butler from Dynamite
They’re just fucking with me at this point.
I mean, won't be as jarring as the Jay and Silent Bob crossover they apparently did last year or something.
PLEASE TELL ME THIS PANEL IS SOMEHOW REAL XD
I thought for sure it was edited, but it's real.
As announced by The Hollywood Reporter, acclaimed filmmaker, director, writer, podcaster, and comic book fan Kevin Smith brings his talents
Yes, it's *full* of profanity and sexual innuendo despite being drawn in the classic Archie style. It's more "Archie Meets Clerks" than specifically Jay and Silent Bob, though.
It means she wants to eat that ass Archie
Also
What a fucking amazing way to learn that it's canon that Jay has a queer daughter whose every bit as much of a horny idiot as he is XD
It's 2026? I'm climbing back into my coffin for another century or two
my house is scary at night
Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications
Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]
i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge
This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.
need this to go with my "expensive and difficult" trucker hat

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it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there
The elite US warrior class in Viet Nam kept getting killed by draftees so often they named the process.
BRB gonna wear my shirt that announces I got successfully railed in the street just outside Fenway Park
alternatively: a shirt that announces that you gave birth in the street outside Fenway Park. congratulations ma’am it’s a beautiful healthy Red Sox fan.