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my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world 

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked the walrus and he said I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

cities breaking down on a camels back

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

soimething purple just happened

I have GOT to stop spending $30

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

swish

movie