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@1crocodile

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world 

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked the walrus and he said I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

cities breaking down on a camels back

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.