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sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

recipes be like step one heat oil

step two dump it over the edge of the ramparts to discourage ladder based climbing

noncon friendship

Coworkers

i think the roughest part about adjusting back to normal life in a post epilogue world for han sooyoung and kim dokja is that they both uncovered latent natural born scheming talent the likes of which haven't really flourished in society since medieval china like they really do have god given gifts for rubbing their hands together and mumbling darkly to themselves about their various poisoned chalices and such. and without the apocalypse there just isn't many healthy ways they can channel that anymore. in this sense yoo joonghyuk is the beloved chew toy of two working dogs trapped in suburbia, in that his natural henchman talent allows them to channel all of that diabolical manipulation in a safe and healthy manner as they concoct metaphorical rube goldberg machines to trick yoo joonghyuk into doing such miserable tasks as watering the garden or baking them lemon meringues for dessert. its enrichment for all of them. really, thank god they have each other.

ngl, I'm beginning to take issue with how in conversations about anti-intellectualism almost automatically, the face of girls and women will be slapped on the problem.

needing people is no fun. in my next life i want to be a razor blade

Windows users be like "windows is good actually you just gotta download this tool from github to debloat it then this tool to make it shut up and finally this tool to make it usable. And you can't customize it without patching DLLs btw"

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

“Isn’t it amazing? In the information society, nobody thinks. We expect to banish paper, but we actually banished thought.” - Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park, 1990

you can get addicted to a certain kind of spreadsheet