semi-defunct fully-automatic

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

I made a what the fandom thinks of you generator

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

the key to being a hater and not have it be corrosive to your spirit is that you gotta balance it out by openly loving things too. trashing shit is only respectable if you’re also capable of joy and not just oozing negativity 24/7. also when you’re being positive you’re not allowed to do it with ironic detachment. all sincerity all the time babey

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

bringing this back because this is the funniest part of a 38 minute video that got copyright striked and took down this girls entire channel

I think indeed dot com should have a comment section

Boys will be boys

This is so cute

Michigan. I can promise you that.

I fucks with that

"Nothin' hits better than a roof beer."

Break My Stride playing on repeat makes this absolutely perfect.