Golden Solo, Number Nine

hiiii sorry to be on anon in your inbox but i just wanted to check if you were aware that OP of that last post you reblogged has done some Yikes stuff. like… OP wants to fuck. OP likes it rough. and OP got a big oily butt. a big round wet mcmuffin

i hope people who behave like creating art is the most instinctual, fundamental and important aspect of being human understand that the endpoint of this philosophy is RFK jr declaring autistic people should be exterminated bcos they cant write poems

"clearly OP has never been to a poetry slam" might be my favourite way someone has wildly missed the point so far

tumblr users be like “i do SO listen to rap music” and they’re talking about that one song from persona

BREAKING: the James Webb Space Telescope has detected signs of intelligent drum and bass on MASS-IV 3, formerly believed to be a Jungle planet. Scientists describe the revelation as "wicked"

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

Die Babbu

^ This Die Babbu

Hell on babbu technique

You're way too late my friend. Someone else already wrote The Thing in 1982. They even made a remake

Oh, good thing then that the point of making art is not to come up with The One Completely Original Thing Unlike Anything Else You've Ever Seen!

Nope. You can't just make The Thing again. They even tried that with the remake and nobody liked it

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY CYBERBRAIN INTO THE SLOT. ITS E.Y.E. DIVINE CYBERMANCY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START EXPERIENCING MY CYCLES OF GUILT ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIMANAH. I DO EVERY MISSION AND I DO EVERY MISSION ON NIGHTMARE INVASION. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY KILLED THEIR MENTOR BUT ARE NOT HIS MURDERER. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY TEMPLE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN THE ARCHIVES CAN STILL BE JIAN SCUM. AND IVE LEARNED EVERY FACET OF THE OCTUPLE EQUILIBRIUM AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY MISSIONS LESS LONELY BY USING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING TUTORIAL AND EPILOGUE EVERY MORNING. THEN I CRY

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I loved watching ghost in the shell stand alone complex on adult swim when I was a completely normal 12 year old boyworking out the logistics of uploading my consciousness into a woman's body like I probably couldn't tell my family but I think I could keep a few of my closest friends. I'd probably have to pick a new name it'd be kinda weird if i just kept going by my current one. I better look up girl names on wikipedia to figure it out. remember to avoid looking in the mirror while brushing my teeth tonight I really can't stand to see my own body for reasons I can't even begin to comprehend much less articulate but I think it might have something to do with not liking the freckles on my shoulders lol.