Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s 

the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4

in less than two years we will have adults born in the 2010’s