no climax, no point, no meaning

an ex girlfriend is kind of a dead wife....

racism literally bleeds through the cracks of everything and if you dare to even barely point it out everyone will kill you

racism runs so deeply in people that if you call it out you are calling out them, and instead of sitting down and examining their own racism they lash out at you for being sooo meansies to them. you don't even have to be talking about anyone's racist behavior in particular because it makes racists so uncomfortable they will come forward themselves and act like you're targeting them specifically. it's okay when they do it because they're doing it in the correct way, in the nice way! they don't mean it like that. in fact they're actually being progressive. you're the cruel one for acting like their racist behavior is racist. you're the problem if you're bothered by their comfort racism. you're the bitchy colored person who makes eeeverything about racism when it so clearly isn't. i'm fucking sick of this.

Hi I don't want to beg or anything so I probably won't post about it much but I have a really big trip coming up and my parents are being pieces of shit about it so I would like to have some money handy they don't know about in case I need to get a new passport/decide to withhold my savings. You can send me anything here and if you do I'll doodle you something. Thanks.

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

World Heritage Post

scifi alien soup star trek star wars mass effect type setting where everyone mockingly calls humans "squeebus" and it turns out that most planets have a sort of eel-like animal called a squeebus that has a human face on it

whenever a human struggles with something there's a playful trombone motif that plays to indicate that this is squeebus-based humor

i want to make a point about something that happens today, do you think i should try presuming it also happened in a vaguely defined era of the past so i can use the invented anachronism as my comparison point