spooky lil guy

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

Well what ELSE were we supposed to do at the devil's sacrament????

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

i hope kris deltarune gets MORE nonbinary. i hope kris deltarune is in some context told to "pick" a gender and instead they just start bashing their head against a wall. i hope someone makes a yuri joke about them and susie and they visibly shake their head and frown. i hope susie asks them about human gender and they say that there's only one gender: the human gender. i hope they get a huge nonbinary flag in their room, alongside a bunch of memorabilia from their adventures and friends. i hope someone calls them a girl and they cork them in the face. i hope someone asks what they were "born as" and they throw a fucking fit. i want them angry nonbinary, loud nonbinary, no fucking doubt about it nonbinary, forever.

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Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much