the author's openly advertised fetish

actually i dont need a pinned post that detailed. im mysterious and cool like this

new personal favourite bit is mentally referring to moon walker as punished will wood

corey really has a whole Thing about working out doesn't he. "and you would know?" "i- well, i used to work out!", an entire episode of c&c all about how corey does NOT want to work out, HATES working out, is TERRIBLE at working out, and gets unreasonably embarrassed about it. FUCK IT GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO BABYFACE SJK VS. HEEL CM PUNK....WHEN PUNK CUT AN ENTIRE PROMO MAKING FUN OF SJK FOR BEING TOO SKINNY TO BE A WRESTLER..........FUCKK IT GOES ALL THE WAY BACK,

oh we're running joethan back tonight....im ready....

jackie lowkey flirting with penta today is a huge day for us non-wrestling talent fans

actually the worst kayfabe break of the year: paul heyman said joe hendry's name and he didn't appear

"LOVE WINS, COLE!!!!" oh he's definitely on twitter more than he's letting on cmon now

they're actually letting adam and nick have their own segments...they're actually letting them be characters....this is just step one of my greater plan for professional wrestling.....

i get that it was because of his mic skills but if you watch enough 2013-2014 nxt, the decision to make corey graves a commentator when he had to retire seems so fucked up and evil. have you SEEN the way he fights. the way he does Anything. this motherfucker is the definition of tense, he's constantly on edge and just. restless. like you cannot make him stay still for five seconds. and yknow what. that hasn't even changed. every single time the camera pans to him on commentary, he's fidgeting with a pen or papers or his headset or his hands, turning his head constantly, there's even the occasional bit about him just getting distracted during a show, i.e. cole chastising him for checking his phone. its so fucked up his body knows he should be elbowing people in the chest but he can't. just running around undiagnosed

by the way if anybody wants an update on the commie guy whose dishes i wash in exchange for weed he just moved into the most fucked up new apartment imaginable. in the middle of urban finland but it genuinely looks like the most country finland place ever. the second we pulled up there was a guy smoking the worst joint ive ever seen, facing the woods near the apartment, completely still. whoever lived here before was going through some shit because the walls are COVERED in sketches and writing, all of it saying shit like "is this real?" and "what you think is true is only true because the opposite of it exists" and drawing just a bunch of vaguely geometrical symbols and eyes and poetry. the only functioning lamp has a tree pattern on its shade, and flickers like a false flame. i havent been to the basement yet because im too fucking scared, its completely engulfed in an ominous darkness and my friend already handed me a comical looking crowbar, today is NOT the day i embrace my survival horror protagonist role. theres nails EVERYWHERE in every wall and ceiling. theres a fucking ancient mystical looking ass key taped to the bathroom door and written on the tape is more haunting poetry. what the FUCK

corey really fucks with lucha libre way more than he does american wrestling at this point. like he's always passionate but the second it's a lucha match he starts shouting and applauding and has a childlike awe and wonder in his eyes. and thats why hes the only wwe commentator going to heaven

on one hand charlexa divorce would kill me. but on the other hand. alexa NEEDS to get her swag back on. responsible girlfriend act is cute to me but wheres her fucked upedness. she hasnt really fiended out for sooo looong. giving in to her demons and turning on charlotte the way she did nikki....blisscross parallels.....we can make something happen here.......