the author's openly advertised fetish

independent wrestling is like do you want a youtube video with 7 likes and 236 views to change your life?

corey really has a whole Thing about working out doesn't he. "and you would know?" "i- well, i used to work out!", an entire episode of c&c all about how corey does NOT want to work out, HATES working out, is TERRIBLE at working out, and gets unreasonably embarrassed about it. FUCK IT GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO BABYFACE SJK VS. HEEL CM PUNK....WHEN PUNK CUT AN ENTIRE PROMO MAKING FUN OF SJK FOR BEING TOO SKINNY TO BE A WRESTLER..........FUCKK IT GOES ALL THE WAY BACK,

always thinking about how UNCOMFORTABLE he looked during that episode just visibly upset that he Can't do this anymore, he worked so hard for the first few decades of his life to achieve ring shape, but then he had to retire. so there was no reason to keep that up. but it still feels like he failed, somehow. especially with carmella being in such good ring shape, he keeps trying to deflect with "i don't have to compete! i have to wear a suit!" but neither mella nor the trainer catch that he's uncomfortable so they just KEEP teasing him about how out of shape he is, he's just. so humiliated and upset and doesnt even bother to talk about it because it would just make it Worse. he gave up. he gave up on his career and his ring shape and he let himself go, and everything just keeps reinforcing that idea: you failed to be a wrestler.

corey really has a whole Thing about working out doesn't he. "and you would know?" "i- well, i used to work out!", an entire episode of c&c all about how corey does NOT want to work out, HATES working out, is TERRIBLE at working out, and gets unreasonably embarrassed about it. FUCK IT GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO BABYFACE SJK VS. HEEL CM PUNK....WHEN PUNK CUT AN ENTIRE PROMO MAKING FUN OF SJK FOR BEING TOO SKINNY TO BE A WRESTLER..........FUCKK IT GOES ALL THE WAY BACK,

always thinking about how UNCOMFORTABLE he looked during that episode just visibly upset that he Can't do this anymore, he worked so hard for the first few decades of his life to achieve ring shape, but then he had to retire. so there was no reason to keep that up. but it still feels like he failed, somehow. especially with carmella being in such good ring shape, he keeps trying to deflect with "i don't have to compete! i have to wear a suit!" but neither mella nor the trainer catch that he's uncomfortable so they just KEEP teasing him about how out of shape he is, he's just. so humiliated and upset and doesnt even bother to talk about it because it would just make it Worse. he gave up. he gave up on his career and his ring shape and he let himself go, and everything just keeps reinforcing that idea: you failed to be a wrestler.

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature