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Am I the only one who thinks that hitting a kid and abuse are different things? Like, if I ever had a kid, I wouldn’t spank their ass raw or something like that. But a bop on the mouth or the ear pull or a smack upside the head? Yea. Those are behavior modifiers.

Hitting a stranger is a crime. Hitting someone small who relies on you for food, love, and shelter should be as well. Don’t hit your fucking kid.

if u ever see me posting something cringe or embarrassing i didnt that was my evil twin my doppleganger

That's me btw

HELLO?????????

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

oh it’s ms.

A spell called “Literally Fucking Nothing” that uses all your spell slots and does literally nothing

Chronic fatigue.

Chronic fatigue

Chronic fatigue

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana

Ideal customer behavior.

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

my watched pot ass could never boil