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i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

damn an u how old now?

its kinda funny how ur entire future depends on how well u did in school as a teenager so they expect u to revise and do ur work and grind as if jessica isnt shit talking olive and bethanys situationship cheated on her with your best friend that youre in love with and also trisha is calling you to tell u that she needs u to buy her vape juice and also your third friend group that month is falling apart and your teachers dating a student and lmanberg just blew up so really its all fucked

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

what

when you're there you're family

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

thinking about how when i was maybe 8 i told my parents i wanted to spend my life advocating for childrens' rights because it wasn't fair that even our own rooms weren't our own we couldn't lock our doors we had to make beds for parents who wouldn't sleep in them do chores for homes whose future we had no say in....they laughed and promised me i'd change when i got older. i said no, this is tyranny, i pronounced it wrong because i'd only ever read it. they laughed some more. i'm just thinking about it.

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

White people be like i made Donald trump in tomodachi life

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material