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There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can't, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.
Terry Pratchett: I Shall Wear Midnight
Reading I Shall Wear Midnight for the first time and ive loved this running theme through the Tiffany Aching books so much, glad to see that its back
what a morning to find out that the tag for beloved discworld novel i shall wear midnight is now markiplier all the way down because of an unfortunate shared acronym from his movie. i don't really know the guy like that but it is beginning to feel like a classic "i think we're gonna have to kill this guy, tiffany aching from discworld" moment
every time yâall say âI want to fuck that old manâ then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

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Happy migraine and headache awareness month. This may seem like a minor terminology nitpick, but itâs a serious misconception about migraine: nausea is an actual migraine symptom, not a thing that happens because of the headache. When people with migraine experience nausea during attacks, itâs not because the pain is so bad (the idea that migraine is always excruciatingly painful is also a myth), itâs because migraine causes a lot of symptoms that arenât pain, including nausea.
This goes for other symptoms as well: although pain can definitely contribute to peopleâs experiences of these symptoms, fatigue and brain fog are actual migraine symptoms, not just pain symptoms.
This is also your friendly PSA that nausea is not a normal tension headache symptom, if you frequently get nauseous with your headaches, you almost certainly have migraine.
"mutuals can dm" "mutuals can ask for discord" mutuals can ask for my finch friend code
everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy
I might be in love with Diana Villiers and I see why Stephen Maturin fell for her.
Iâd let that woman misuse me in whatever way she pleased.

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i've never been to the southern us i get all my information from tennessee williams plays
everyone in the south is a repressed homosexual
Itâs not a Discworld joke unless you read it, donât parse it as a joke, and then carry on with your life for ten years until someone stops you to say something like âItâs a pavlovian response because the dog ate a pavlovaâ and you scream Terryâs name with enough indignant rage you hope it rattles the pillars of the multiverse so wherever his soul is heâll hear it.
#i donât think this is what pterry meant by âa manâs not dead while his name is still spokenâ
I absolutely think it is
I read Jingo for the first time when I was 13.
Iâm 33 now, and I still discover a new joke every time I reread it.
Terry was a comedic genius
#shoutout to the one in Soul Music about the leopard that got thrown out of the circus because it couldn't hear the ringmaster#it was several months after my second or third time reading the book that I clocked it was a Deaf Leopard (via @morkaischosen)
god DAMMIT
When I was informed that âVetinariâ is a pun on âMediciâ. That pun was so painful I couldnât even see it.
...are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.
*starts thunderously knocking on the doors of heaven*
get out here Terry I just wanna talk
Twurpâs Peerage made me throw a book (gently) at a wall.
In the UK, the book of the peerage is called Burkeâs Peerage. Burke sounds like berk, which means a silly/annoying person. So Terry took âtwerpâ, another word for a silly or annoying person, and replaced the e with u.Â
The Book of Silly and Annoying People, based on the real thing with a pun on the name thrown in for good measure.
OMG I FUCKING *KNEW* VETINARI WAS A JOKE ON FUCKONG SOMETHING I JUST COULDNT GRASP IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS A REFERENCE TO WIND SOMEHOW
I am not a talented punster so I was today old when I realised about Vetinari.
guys it's fucking close to water
Latinclass ca. 9th grade: the text we had to translate contained the words trans means "on the other side of" or in german it can be translated to "Ăźber/ hinĂźber". Also silvas; silvanis means "the forest" or in german "der Wald".
Trans silvas very simply translated into german would be Ăźber den Wald
Trans silvas -> Transsilvanien -> Ăberwald
My latin teacher gave me a very weird look as I suddenly facepalmed myself and groaned quietly.
The Venturi and Selachii feud is what killed me when I got it.
The Venturi Effect is a scientific term referring to the acceleration of a liquid through a narrow tube (like a jet).
Selachii is a classification of sharks. (I discovered this when my stepson got really into sharks)
... fucking HELL Terry.
In Carpe Jugulum, Count Magpyr boasts of having helped write the Malleus Maleficarum, along with the Torquus Simiae Maleficarum, the Auriga Clavium Maleficarum, and in fact the entire Arca Instrumentorum.
The Malleus Maleficarum is a very real, very nasty and absolutely batshit insane book from late 15th-century Germany, basically laying out the procedure for catching, torturing, and executing witches. Its title translates to The Hammer of Witches. The other titles are Pratchett's inventions.
Malleus = "hammer" Torquus Simiae = "monkey wrench" Auriga Clavium = "bucket of nails" Arca Instrumentorum = "box of tools"
It is funny with bigotry where people unaffected by it act like that somehow disproves it. At an old job, talked to HR about a co-worker who kept calling me a faggot, and the HR person was like "Are you sure? He's never said anything like that to me."
Gee, Hetero Jessica, he's never called you a faggot? Then I must have misheard him!
Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look upon them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death. â Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
You shouldnât have to be trans to get any sex characteristic-related surgery. Itâs not a limited resource. Plenty of cis men get implants and cis women get breast reductions. From Colby Gordon today and Leslie Feinberg in Transgender Warriors (1996).

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A little sketch by Joan Baez, of Joni Mitchell and herself.
the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group