Hedonist

You wanna talk about keeping freak hands off that wet plant from inside your glass house or are we gonna meet on the grass

there’s this short (ultra-short, like 80 seconds) horror film, dead grandma (2026), making a big splash on the festival circuit due to how smart and succinct it is. however there i keep seeing commenters online airing gripes about it that make it clear they have not watched many short horror films or like horror films or films? or maybe they just forgot the ones they’ve seen. for instance one i’ve seen quite a bit is “this isn’t a short film, it doesn’t even tell us what happens to the characters afterwards!” does the thing (1982) tell us what happens to macready and childs when they finish that bottle of whisky? does apocalypse now (1979) tell us what happens to willard when he gets back to hq? horror is not obligated to drag you through the logistics of the abyss, this isn’t dante’s inferno. if you want a psychodrama about grief go watch the son’s room (2001), or the coffee table (2022) if you want it to be horrible. and then just now i saw the gripe “this isn’t a short film, it’s just a scene from a whole movie with the rest of the movie taken out!” why do you think so many good short films get adapted into bad feature length movies. it’s because chuckleheads like you have producer money.

rarepair shippers be like: the real reason they never appear in scenes together is because they'd be making out too hard if they were in a room together. the show couldnt handle it. but i can. here, read this fic...

working on clipping tlp for webgott edit and my god. cobb so annoying. so unshippable, uneditable. im an unapologetic cobb hater. corn on the cobb ass bitch

See Eugene in the first gif in the upper left corner in the back of the truck 😅

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

i just think more people should know that rejecting monogamy is not a big to do or something you need to do mountains of research and planning for and not something you need to come out as doing or dedicate a portion of your identity to. i always say things like this and get people in my notes going "AAAGH but the SCHEDULING and COMMITMENT and i don't even KNOW if i'm REALLY poly" but the thing is that you can just choose not to cram your love for others and your understanding of others' love for you into pre-ordained restrictive boxes kind of at any time & very likely be happier for it. yes yes reblog joke about going and cheating on your partner after reading this, very funny you won one free internet etc

can I say something. it is really funny when you see people ripping random queer books to shreds, like dream daddy cancellation style, and then you dig a little deeper to see what unproblematic material meets their standards, and it's all Supernatural and Death Note