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Origami Around
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@theartofmadeline
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"-an unattached hand, or rather a detached one. It lay there alone - open, palm upwards, clean, capable, solitary. I could not tear my eyes from it. To see this hand lying alone, as though contemptuously cast aside, was to see war in all its wantonness; it was to see the especially brutal savagery of our own technique of rending, and it was to see men at their eternal worst, turning upon one another, tearing one another." Robert Leckie, Helmet for My Pillow
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you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard
It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
Actually I've decided this is a poem
Being on the internet is like being a beautiful and sage lighthouse keeper and all of the posts are like gorgeous ships passing by. And sometimes I see one and think wow I’m glad I’m not on that ship
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every once in a while I encounter a christian who has never read a book pearl-clutch over nietzsche saying god is dead and they take it to mean that someone literally killed god. very funny tbh. and funny that it's still making people mad
Pecans are sooooo good why are almonds the go-to nut
my 100% failproof way to handle reactionaries asking why i don’t shave at all is going “because i don’t want to” it works because what they really want is an argument about the merits of feminism, and they’ll draw it out and try to convince you it’s a cult or whatever, but you can avoid it all by sticking to “i just don’t wanna. don’t feel like it” and if they argue with you about it you can use your ultimate ability, which is “i’m sorry i thought it was a free country?” which, believe me, they cannot come back from. they’ll either drop it or start harping on something you didn’t say, and it’s important you don’t take the bait at that point. when they can’t argue with what you say, they assume your beliefs and attack those. and you crucially must be visibly baffled at their change of direction because it will make them seem and possibly feel crazy (which they are). “i don’t want to shave” is a perfect response because truly it all comes down to autonomy and the ability to do what you want. they’ll try to say “feminism makes you think you have to do that” and it’s important to not take that bait. to reiterate that you don’t know what they mean and you just don’t like shaving and that it’s really weird to look into it that deep. this works i promise
blog thesis: making you care about a rarepair you couldn't have cared less about 10 minutes ago
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Eating lunch outside in the covered walkway because it's raining so it's not balls-ass hot out right now.
Realize I've forgotten a fork, so I have to eat my leftover besauced chicken with my hands
Realize I don't have a napkin so now my fingers are the besauced noun in this equation
Look down: pants. No, that won't do
Look left: concrete sidewalk. Somehow more and less socially acceptable than pants.
Look right: the angels sing. A mere couple of inches from me, well within reach: a wet palm frond. The perfect napkin. #MyNapkin.
Thank you napkin
Keep.yoir freak hands off my wet plant
You wanna talk about keeping freak hands off that wet plant from inside your glass house or are we gonna meet on the grass
i actually think that what's being missed in the 'why does everyone love heated rivalry' conversation is just that it's good
it's well made, well shot, well directed, the music is interesting, the costumes are both thoughtful and subtly period accurate, the sex scenes are intentional and, again, accurate to what hooking up when you're like 18 actually feels like...the actors are of course attractive but they look like real people. the characters are varied and well fleshed out, the acting is really, really strong
so many shows and films shoot and then slot in whatever music kind of fits or could be licenced in the budget after time, but you can tell that the scenes in hr were shot with that specific music in mind. and the same intentional approach runs through the whole thing
it feels...so nice to watch a show that cares about itself
Nobody knew in advance that this show would become a massive international phenomenon. It was a mid-budget Canadian show (which means low budget by US standards) adapted from a Harlequin romance novel. The deal with HBO for US distribution rights was only signed a few weeks before it began to air.
But everybody involved treated it as if it was serious art anyway. Not just some little Canadian streaming show that might well disappear after airing. Based on a book from a genre that is usually ridiculed by people who consider themselves serious film people. The cast, the crew, the writer/director, the music supervisor, everybody. They all did their best work for love of the game.
Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.
Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.
The notes are starting to be all, "Yeah, crackship means there's no chemistry! Even canon ships can be crackships!" and I must STRENUOUSLY disagree.
A crackship isn't just any ship that makes you go, "Eh, I don't see it." A crackship is absolutely WILD in concept. A crackship is the one that makes your friends look at you with the beginnings of existential horror. It's the one where they wave a circle round you thrice and close their eyes in holy dread, for you on honeydew hath fed and drunk the milk of paradise.
anyway I said it as a joke but if anyone wants to join my Tony the Tiger/Galactus Discord -
there’s this short (ultra-short, like 80 seconds) horror film, dead grandma (2026), making a big splash on the festival circuit due to how smart and succinct it is. however there i keep seeing commenters online airing gripes about it that make it clear they have not watched many short horror films or like horror films or films? or maybe they just forgot the ones they’ve seen. for instance one i’ve seen quite a bit is “this isn’t a short film, it doesn’t even tell us what happens to the characters afterwards!” does the thing (1982) tell us what happens to macready and childs when they finish that bottle of whisky? does apocalypse now (1979) tell us what happens to willard when he gets back to hq? horror is not obligated to drag you through the logistics of the abyss, this isn’t dante’s inferno. if you want a psychodrama about grief go watch the son’s room (2001), or the coffee table (2022) if you want it to be horrible. and then just now i saw the gripe “this isn’t a short film, it’s just a scene from a whole movie with the rest of the movie taken out!” why do you think so many good short films get adapted into bad feature length movies. it’s because chuckleheads like you have producer money.
rarepair shippers be like: the real reason they never appear in scenes together is because they'd be making out too hard if they were in a room together. the show couldnt handle it. but i can. here, read this fic...
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working on clipping tlp for webgott edit and my god. cobb so annoying. so unshippable, uneditable. im an unapologetic cobb hater. corn on the cobb ass bitch
hmm maybe he is editable........... for some things...........
nixon's crash out + lipton & winters side-eyeing
See Eugene in the first gif in the upper left corner in the back of the truck 😅
i didnt even notice him fjkshdfjk
