Hedonist

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

Actually I've decided this is a poem

every once in a while I encounter a christian who has never read a book pearl-clutch over nietzsche saying god is dead and they take it to mean that someone literally killed god. very funny tbh. and funny that it's still making people mad

my 100% failproof way to handle reactionaries asking why i don’t shave at all is going “because i don’t want to” it works because what they really want is an argument about the merits of feminism, and they’ll draw it out and try to convince you it’s a cult or whatever, but you can avoid it all by sticking to “i just don’t wanna. don’t feel like it” and if they argue with you about it you can use your ultimate ability, which is “i’m sorry i thought it was a free country?” which, believe me, they cannot come back from. they’ll either drop it or start harping on something you didn’t say, and it’s important you don’t take the bait at that point. when they can’t argue with what you say, they assume your beliefs and attack those. and you crucially must be visibly baffled at their change of direction because it will make them seem and possibly feel crazy (which they are). “i don’t want to shave” is a perfect response because truly it all comes down to autonomy and the ability to do what you want. they’ll try to say “feminism makes you think you have to do that” and it’s important to not take that bait. to reiterate that you don’t know what they mean and you just don’t like shaving and that it’s really weird to look into it that deep. this works i promise

blog thesis: making you care about a rarepair you couldn't have cared less about 10 minutes ago

You wanna talk about keeping freak hands off that wet plant from inside your glass house or are we gonna meet on the grass

there’s this short (ultra-short, like 80 seconds) horror film, dead grandma (2026), making a big splash on the festival circuit due to how smart and succinct it is. however there i keep seeing commenters online airing gripes about it that make it clear they have not watched many short horror films or like horror films or films? or maybe they just forgot the ones they’ve seen. for instance one i’ve seen quite a bit is “this isn’t a short film, it doesn’t even tell us what happens to the characters afterwards!” does the thing (1982) tell us what happens to macready and childs when they finish that bottle of whisky? does apocalypse now (1979) tell us what happens to willard when he gets back to hq? horror is not obligated to drag you through the logistics of the abyss, this isn’t dante’s inferno. if you want a psychodrama about grief go watch the son’s room (2001), or the coffee table (2022) if you want it to be horrible. and then just now i saw the gripe “this isn’t a short film, it’s just a scene from a whole movie with the rest of the movie taken out!” why do you think so many good short films get adapted into bad feature length movies. it’s because chuckleheads like you have producer money.

rarepair shippers be like: the real reason they never appear in scenes together is because they'd be making out too hard if they were in a room together. the show couldnt handle it. but i can. here, read this fic...