Hedonist

It is a little bit funny when the "too immersed in counterculture & starts thinking normal shit is groundbreaking" phenomenon happens to you, like, sexually though. Like. Piv could be kinky with the right frame of mind

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

Im sorry but you need to come in person for a checkup to make sure you actually need the medication you’ve been taking for 8 years

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

i grew up playing backyard soccer on the pc as a child in the early 2000s where boys and girls would play on the same team and against each other and you're telling me that's still an unrealistic fantasy that can't happen in real life?

confession for the first maybe twenty two years of my life i didn’t know that sir francis drake and sir francis bacon were different people. i would hear some wise quote from him and go wow….. and to think he still had the time to be a pirate

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

i may have talked about this before but from what i understand and have observed the overall change in lighting and color timing in film/tv these past 15 years or so isn’t because of some systemic brain drain in the field of gaffers (“no one knows how to light a film anymore”). part of the perceived change in lighting is just because people are comparing footage shot on digital to footage shot on 35mm, but another major part is that this change in lighting technique is deliberate to make films and especially tv shows better-suited for viewing on phones rather than tvs or movie screens. phones need cooler tones and sharper contrast, a more clinical look, for footage to look good. something lit and timed for the big screen often looks either piss filtered or way too dim on a phone screen, especially if it’s depicting food or human bodies, and just like how mise-en-scene is evolving in really careful and creative ways in the tv world to be easily pan-and-scanned for a vertical format, gaffers are in fact working hard and consciously to adapt from a 16x9 to a 9x16 viewing experience

let me be clear i do not like the new end result. i’m a big screener all the way, and we’re losing so much potential for artistry with these new restrictions just like how film lost so much potential for artistry when they switched from nimble silent cameras to unwieldy sound film setups. however i do want us all to know that this isn’t something that came out of nowhere, and it’s unlikely to vanish from the mainstream film and especially tv world independent of some massive shift in how people engage with the moving picture

In light of recent events, I have begun submitting bug reports when I see mature content labels applied inappropriately to posts, especially if an appeal has been rejected.

Extremely good idea - how are you doing it? Through the contact us option?

for what it's worth: after a few months of submitting help tickets as 'feedback' when i saw a post inappropriately flagged as mature, i tried following this suggestion instead. today i got my first-ever response from tumblr support on this issue, letting me know that a post i'd submitted a ticket before has had its mature content flag removed.

u know uve reached peak blorbo understanding when you sound like a hater to the stans and like a stan to the haters