Perfectionist

oh my god tumblr finally unflagged this video and unbanned me from interacting with it… we did it y’all my curse lives on

i would just like to thank every mcdonalds employee for their service because if i ever got the new roach mcflurry id kill someone

The machines aren’t broken, the employees are protecting us

me, sipping coffee from a “world’s okayest mom” mug: ignore grandma, she’s old and bitter and can’t keep her nose out of other people’s drama when she’s drunk. want to look at this cool art i found

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

cant get over how the literal canon is that aziraphale and crowley broke up and so to cope crowley just SLEPT for a fucking century while aziraphale put on his sluttiest boots, joined a discreet gentlemans club, and learned a dance that requires you to kiss everyone in the room like the absolute ho antics is too much!!

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

alkjfaslkjalskdjald!!!!

Reblogging this with the tag australian dog because I spent HOURS searching for it one day…

@needywitch

Source is ozzymanreviews on youtube