Semejante Potingue Gourmet

terfs have a lot to answer for but 1 very small facet of that im personally annoyed with right now is that they made it so pussy imagery is often sort of suspect. what the hell. the honorable pussy... he is not responsible for this madness

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.