Andrés

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

Pokemon and Digimon

sun and moon

super trans and mega trans

chungo and scrungus

salt and pepper

Neither and both

Nintendogs 1 & 2

handmaiden and fuedal lord

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

Team lads and team gents

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

Mario and Luigi

Tom and Jerry

Ass and tiddies

Star Trek and Star Wars

Simon and garfunkel

Primmie and techie

Marina and The Diamonds

Grump and Not So Grump

Bread and butter

Ramones and Clash

Coke and Pepsi

Skype and Oovoo.

Derek and The Dominos

the proletariat and the bourgeois

feudal lords and handmaidens

Dungeons and dragons

narumitsu and narumayo

kinder and milka

benny and the jets

florence and the machine

shrek & the bee movie

Xbox and pc

Crystal Gems and Homeworld

Naruto & Sasuke

Ben & Jerry’s

Offense and Defense

Peanut butter and jelly

Coffee and tea

Owl and city

Lamb and beef

My type and not my type

Ihop and Denny’s

Mcdonalds and burger king

Coke and Pepsi

Jedi & Sith

Sharks and Jets

sans and komaeda

Joestars and Brandos

Alliance and Horde

Valor and Mystic

Dipper & Mabel 

Ruby & Sapphire

nutritious & delicious

furries & scalies

Overwatch and tf2

ocean and sky

Paydays and Whatchamacallits

Fred and George

team epic and team chicken leg

Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island

ruby and sapphire

*.Flowey and Asriel.

Undertale and FNAF

Gryffindor and Slytherin

Salt and Sugar

μ’s and Aqours

Black and white

Apple and android

Mini and Wumbo

Dan and Phil

DARN IT I WAS GONNA DO DAN AND PHIL @sorta-phantastic

Hobo and Glunkus

Ketchup & Mayo

chocolate and vanilla

ketchup and mustard

Grandes bites à viande

Batman and robin

Marvel and DC

Markiplier and Darkiplier

humans + dancers

Trans and Turbo Trans

gamers and goths

chardelia and whizvin

Jesse and James

Buttered popcorn and not buttered popcorn

Goths and preps

people who blow and people who poke

Euphoniums and tubas

Night and day

Shirts & Skins

The flash and The Arrow

Leg and dary

Hot and hotter

Drake and Josh

Lapis and Peridot

Snails and moths

popuko and pipimi

Mechanoid and hologram

Violin and viola

Treble clef and bass clef

Pork and Beans

Butch and Sundance

google chrome and internet explorer

Starbursts and Now and Laters

Good Chocolate and Dollar Store Bullshit

Angel and demon

Uchiha & Senju

Lucifer and Michael

Nickifer & Michifer

The Final Pam and Metal Husband

Yes or Yes

McDonald’s and Wendy’s

AO3 and Wattpad

Galra and Altean

Human and Dog

moon and stars

Fortnite and minecraft

people who read all of this post and people who didnt

Shirts and Blouses

Tall and short

Pineapple on pizza and no pineapple on pizza

fish & chips 

UwU and OwO

Law and Order

Thank god they decided to make more

I hate mennnnnnn

he text back yet?

what if we kissed😏💕 and we both hated gays👬👭🤢🤮

years later this is still one of the funniest posts on this website god

“hey i’m emotionally unstable and not good at texting do you wanna date me”

The quality of that gif omg lol

[angry whisper] do u even know how fricking cute u are

somebody give me a pep talk