hoo boy i love me some noggy nogs.

artist community is so fucking toxic. this month they're all fighting

All of this is because Kendall Roy didn't close the portal

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

Nothing pisses me off more than all of "girly" tiktok forgetting the latter half of the "I'm just a girl" song

yo mama so nothing that you were never born

we can eat wednesday food today

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...