hoo boy i love me some noggy nogs.

you want to measure how many “marks” long something is? Sounds communist, it’ll never work

(so horny i can't form coherent sentences) it's th. the fuingers in his mouth are thematically necessary

you are able to cuddle me and pet me btw . it's possible

now explain to me why you think "every moderator is a fat neckbeard who lives at home with his parents" jokes are funny

its almost as if explaining the joke makes it obvious how bigoted it is

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STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

“power corrupts” does NOT mean “oppression purifies”