hoo boy i love me some noggy nogs.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

little miss baitbait would like to ask you what you’re doing with that fishing rod

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

artist community is so fucking toxic. this month they're all fighting

All of this is because Kendall Roy didn't close the portal

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.