hoo boy i love me some noggy nogs.

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

“power corrupts” does NOT mean “oppression purifies”

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

it is not "punk" to shiny hunt. it is not "punk" to level your pokémon through the daycare. it is not "punk" to EV train on low-level mon. the only thing it is """PUNK""" to do is hang out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels

ghost types are mainstream

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

this is why commas are so unimportant

this pride it is mandatory that everyone is nicer to lesbians. especially trans lesbians

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

sex isnt real. romance isnt real. apple juice is real and a refreshing treat.