hoo boy i love me some noggy nogs.

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

He shrim 🦐

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

little miss baitbait would like to ask you what you’re doing with that fishing rod

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

artist community is so fucking toxic. this month they're all fighting

All of this is because Kendall Roy didn't close the portal