The Gay Robotic Joan of Arc

Imagine being rushed into the ER and reading this as they push you through though

Okay but the T-Rex has abs drawn onto it in pen.

That's called mass trans-it baybeee.

TRANS-PORTE PÚBLICO, GENTE!

I need both of them in my life forever.

Man I love that funky bard gourd

Really just expecting to see a bunch of Totoros any second

what if we kissed in the ballsack garden

These sounds are why I love hand-tool woodworking

Big same. Draw-knives terrify me though. Razor-sharp tool you pull towards you, scary.

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other... like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳

THIS IS NOT ABOUT ONE DIRECTION I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS "HARRY" PERSON IS GO WATCH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND CLARENCE CLEMONS KISS ON STAGE RIGHT NOW

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

Florida having a boarder with France would absolutely end up causing WW3 one way or another

$18.99

or maybe it means that the cicada is transgender

You look at this card art and tell me what part of it isn’t transgender