competitive bottoming

not to be a furry but out of all the things evolution could have taken away it decided to take our tails like tf...... and leave the wisdom teeth and that third eyelid shit or whatever?? scammed.....

your honor tbh who caresssssssssssss omg

60-something ppl disagreeing with you on something you're highly informed about, because they asked chatgpt for its opinion, makes me feel like I'm a plague doctor in 1305 trying to convince the English people to stop throwing their shit and garbage on the street

"I am flexible and highly interested" cover letter or grindr bio, take your pick

you know, we made fun of early 2000s hipsters but at least they made an effort to support local food, unlike the zoomer vegans who exclusively go to shops part of a conglomerate & think dirt on produce is gross

pavlov conditioning my dog to be heterophobic by looping instagram couples reels whenever she's sick, so when she hears the phrase "gender reveal party" she starts uncontrollably vomiting