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vamptits

at least there's gay people

vamptits

and sadomasochism

vamptits

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

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lakevida

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

#me 2019-2024 #it was the best time of my life i didn't even play video games

unless we are talking about Felipe shut the fuck UP I DON'T CARE

you know that post "nothing makes me feel more disconnected from my fellow citizens like checking the top trending netflix shows"? same, but for checking Tumblr trending. what the fuck do you mean football & hetero photography is trending, I thought those 2 were made up to scare kids

#there's a whole world out there #some people log onto this website and post about football #fascinating

kristina100000

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

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hometoursandotherstuff

ironwoman359

what a beautiful creature....

#kelpie coded

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

bunjywunjy

8/10 but fuck, OW.

#10/10 #but also these tests mean nothing because it entirely depends on your monitor #the only way this would be fully accurate is if it was a piece of paper you could physically hold with the colors printed on it

newtypezaku

yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

scarlettohairdye

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

#what a gal #you just know she's the most fun person to talk to at a party

every time I learn more and more about brad pitt the more I believe Shania Twain was sending us a prophetic text

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orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

orcboxer

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

#i don't understand what the police one means #but yeah ppl just proud of their lack of basic common knowledge #argued with a guy last week about dog fights. he seemed fully convinced he could break up 2 dogs fighting with kicking them #imagine being this convinced about something you never even attempted lmao

xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx

#you're laughing. she's 0 seconds old and you're laughing

orcboxer

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

sunnyyfur

finishingschoolbooks

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

were-ralph

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

#I can see the image in my mind's eye

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charl0ttan

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

#mojito!!!!!! literally the best drink when you're hot

scunthotter

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

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