competitive bottoming

at least there's gay people

and sadomasochism

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

8/10 but fuck, OW.

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

That's because this is Silmarillion

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty