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HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

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HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

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10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

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syn4k

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

syn4k

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

luulapants

Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"

And they were like "What?"

And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."

And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"

And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.

And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.

Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.

nestofstraightlines

There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.

As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“

And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

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pr3ttypunisherr

every former band kid has insane oral stamina, finger dexterity and breath control and i think we should talk about that more.

fageleh

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

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banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

uss-edsall

Does anyone have this picture

But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

kesslersymbolic

This image?

uss-edsall

YES

eddardsharpe

bacony-cakes

PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)

+ bonus italian navy vessel

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shutyourmoustache

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

party-gilmore

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

greatmountainfloofsquatch

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

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🌈

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a little reminder! by annalaura_art

vamplire

therapy is cool and all but fangs in the neck would fix me i think

the-haiku-bot

therapy is cool

and all but fangs in the neck

would fix me i think

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

maxxie-or-smth

what's a little sadomasochism between friends

twirlingfreckles

they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on

greelin

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

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biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

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POTS Friendly Mocktail 4

Note: All drinks in this series contain some form of electrolytes and are easy to make. Ingredients and measurements are flexible and substitutions can be made as desired. These can be made for one using a single serving of each ingredient or as a large batch with one serving per person.

Today's mocktail:

Electrolyte sun tea

Ingredients:

-Favorite floral tea blend (I used locally harvested red clover, raspberry leaf, lavender, and mint)

-Water

-Sugar, honey, stevia, or other sweetener as desired (optional)

-Lemon flavored electrolyte drink or powder (I used a generic lemon flavored electrolyte powder)

Place tea, sweetener, and water in a jar and leave in full sun for about 2-4 hours, checking occasionally. Once the tea is the desired strength, let cool if needed, then add electrolytes and mix well. Drink as is or over ice or freeze into a delicious slushy. Enjoy!

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