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are film bros the worst people on earth? no. are they the only ones who i would actually go feral monkey on and rip out their throats with my teeth? also no but they’re high up the list

What the hell is Star Wars even about???

Girl who fucking knows

literally skateboarders on college campuses don't fear death or god. no brakes no handles just a blank faced college student hurtling past you faster than a semi truck on the interstate weaving through crowds iced latte in one hand speeding into traffic and dodging cars like a fast and the furious movie. they approach a 200 foot drop and you're begging screaming for them to stop but they just go right over the edge and ride down the entire cliff face at a 90 degree angle and skate off like it's nothing and not a drop of the iced latte has spilled

Han Solo knows how to do the Boot Scootin Boogie and nobody can ever change my mind on that.

#hans solo is gd teddy bear it is an empirical fact #goes from standoffish sass to comfortable forehead kisses #in an interval you can measure with an egg-timer #and leia ‘tiny but mighty’ organa is like I LOVE U BUT INTENSE AND A BIT SHOUTY IS MY FACTORY SETTING #I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THINGS #and he’s like I KNOW I LOVE UR FACTORY SETTING. ALL WILL BE COOL. *SMOOCH*

[text referring to Princess Leia from a database, likely as a bonus/flavor text in a videogame: Letter to Senator Bail Organa: To the Most Respected Senator Organa, It is with the deepest regret that I must return to you your thirty-thousand credit bond, and your Princess. Our institution has existed for several thousand years. It prides itself in molding young girls from Alderaan’s finest families into young women whose behavior and decorum is the pride of those families. However, we believe that Princess Leia is incapable of conforming to our standards. This is the unanimous decision of the Board of Directors, and was arrived at due to three separate infractions. a) The Princess led a sit-in rebellion of students during breakfast, when they were served bottled juice instead of freshly squeezed. b) The Princess re-programmed the PA system to play the Anthem of the Republic (in direct violation of Imperial Edict 2.33b) during assembly. c) The Princess sliced a secure mainframe and swapped every reference to Emperor Palpatine with Emperor… well, let us just say that is is a word seven year old Princesses should not know. Yours, with respect, Madam Nestor, Govorness, Grevasse City Colloglum for Young Ladies]

LEIA ORGANA GOT KICKED OUT OF BOARDING SCHOOL BC SHE WAS A LITTLE ANTI-IMPERIALIST PUNK

Padme must be so proud of her little rebel. Though some of her antics really give me a lot of Anakin vibes.

“Stang” is an Alderaanian swear word. Did she call him Emperor Palpastang or something?

Emperor Fuckface

SHE WAS SEVEN I LOVE HER

God that child in Anakin Skywalker’s so hard it HURTS.

@blackkatmagic