a bright shining star

They would also never be taught of boys don’t cry and such shit, so they would feel free to cry on a closer brother’s shoulder at the news of a dear tooper’s death; they would rest their heads on each other’s laps on leisure times, they would cuddle each other in cold nights because who can you trust better to sleep beside you than a vode, a brother who would lay his life for you and vice versa? They would talk about feelings, no “man up” shit, and no homophobia too. “I’m hella nervous about asking that twi’lek, help me out!” “Okay, chill, brother, and first of all fix that helmet hair of yours, it looks awful. Okay, which twi’lek, I see two green girls, the tall one or the smaller one?” “None of them, it’s the taller blue one. There.” “Oh. Ohh, that guy. Nice. Go for it.” “But…” “Fine! *downs drink* I’ll wingman ya.”

give leia a therapy fox! I know they made a creature based on gary, but it was barely in the film, and I wanted to see a sweet goofy vulptex

bonus poe (he got demoted again):

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Why am I now envisaging a “Gilligan’s Island” style sitcom where they are all stuck on a deserted moon together? It would be AMAZING!

Oh my God, that would be amazing. They’d have to work together to find food and shelter. Anakin would lose his temper with Grandpa Dooku 500 times a day. Meanwhile, Obi Wan would make snide little comments and just generally be completely unhelpful. Dooku would sit up at nights glowering and fantasizing about killing them both. 

Obi Wan and Anakin wish he wouldn’t. It’s really hard to sleep with a Sith Lord staring fixedly at you with Bloody Murder in his eyes. Dooku claims that if he can’t wage a slow war on the mental stability and sleep schedule he will actually commit murder. Anakin and Obi Wan believe him.

Like Anakin’s ability to make anything seem edible despite Obi-Wan’s offers to “help”. Or the way Dooku can power the various systems with a good bout of Sith Lightning or two. Or Hondo’s seemingly endless supply of incendiary devices. Or the fact that despite his inability too cook to save his life Obi-Wan’s homebrewed alcohol is good enough to make them forget their situation for at least several hours…

That last one speeds up the bonding process immensely! One night Anakin and Dooku start talking politics and oh please, no, Obi-Wan really did not need to hear how Anakin thinks dictatorships are a perfectly efficient form of government (so long as it’s not a Sith at the helm of course!) or see Dooku enthusiastically agree while bemoaning the corruption preventing action to being stability to the Outer Rim. He really did not need the visuals of the two men drunkenly hugging each other while sketching out a (surprisingly feasible given the circumstances) plan to take down the Hutts via lines in the sand and occasional rocks to represent certain systems. In the morning they wake with headaches and are back to cursing each other’s existence. Except their threats are getting more and more extravagant and Obi-Wan swears he saw Dooku nod approvingly the last time Anakin was dealing with Hondo. Maybe he needs to have a word to Anakin about not falling for the Sith’s blandishments…

Anakin remarks that he’s not the one having polite philosophical debates over Not!Tea (they ran out of the real stuff early on) and look, as a member of the Jedi council it is Obi-Wan’s duty to at least try and make their fallen copatriot reevaluate his position! Anyway, Anakin isn’t the one who has to deal with Yoda looking sadly at his wallet picture of tiny padawan Dooku every time the CIS make another move ok? 

Dooku is reevaluating his position, but on the benefits of turning rather than killing the pair of Jedi he is stuck with. Kenobi is of course a superior option, and it is only his attachment to Skywalker that has lowered his potential - now however it looks like Skywalker may be salvageable (or at least potentially bearable) and really Sidious doesn’t deserve power the way Dooku does… 

especially because after sidious is dead, dooku seems to think anakin is now his apprentice. anakin and obi wan indulge him.

“oh yes, dooku, anakin will join you for your weekly sith dinner tomorrow. no, don’t worry, I won’t come, I know I didn’t get an invitation. of COURSE i’m capable of leaving Anakin alone for five minutes! Do you see him here right now—”

(The truth is always that in many ways Anakin and Dooku are far too alike to ever easily get along. But when they have a common goal? There is no stopping them. Palpatine never stood a chance. Obi-Wan has a bit more, but either way they’re going to end up one happy, insane and still slightly murderous, family!)

plus with all the moping and complaining about the Lack Of Obi Wan Here On The Dark Side anakin’s been doing, Dooku’s sure that if Kenobi doesn’t show up soon, Skywalker will quite literally drag him here anyways.

and he is still following the Rule of Two, Dooku insists! the sith are still only two: Dooku and The Rest. what do you mean about semantics, Kenobi, is arguing that what finally brought you here of all things, and why are you holding that pile of rags—

every year at the Serenno Annual Lineage Tea-and-dinner—Anakin and Ahsoka call it SALT for short—there’s some new Huge Terrible Interplanetary Mess that happens. 

Obi Wan tries so hard to prepare for any Situation that might come up. He works with Rex and Cody to make sure they’ve identified all possible outcomes, using a V Complex algorithm that takes into account every past SALT event and the presence of every living Skywalker. but no matter what, every year they fall short by this much. 

The rest of the Serreno Sith (Obi-Wan objected to “New Sith Order” on the basis that it was too confusing when referring to just “the Order”. He objects to the new name as well but no-one pays him any attention.) consider it the best entertainment if the year and have been known to offer tips. Skywalker and Vos will often attempt speedruns of the deadly obstacle course as part of the festivities.