chevalric

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

just thought abt claude giroux w little hoop earrings and blacked out

I want you to write a list ranking your teammates by best to worst cock

it’s about being touched where nobody has ever touched you before. your guts, your heart, your guilt, your shame!

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

Tumblr has fact checking?

apparently???

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

have you got notifications on for announcements? you can find the setting here if not

SAM REID CALLING OMEGAVERSE "VERY URSULA LE GUIN"

what they dont tell you is that if you're a hockey fan for a long enough time you start feeling insane about the new wave of fans who don't know Anything. not in a hockey sense, but in a fandom sense

we used to talk about owen power and kent johnson. actually we used to talk about michael raffl and scott laughton

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.