weirdly whimsical

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.