☞ CHELLY LIVES

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

the feminine urge to just fucking do it yourself

Sometimes I have to ignore the canon implications of everyone eating boiled cabbage or whatever and vodka all the time in order to find this ship sexy

Boiled cabbage is delicious you just got to boil it in tomato juice and seasoning…But no it’s not sexy…

Am I crazy? He asks, when you can literally see the poop on his jacket when he stuck his hand down that toilet.

I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

the human mind wasnt made to comprehend 30 dollars

me watching the bear: damn this cooking thing seems stressful. plus they’ll have to deal with a bear at some point.

I've scheduled two hours of drinking coffee while looking out the window today